oof-dah

the dog in this photo wishes he was resting on the warm and inviting lap of The Omelet's own Ben Stein. Instead, old yeller gets to hang out with this bland credit score peddling curmudgeon. Fortunately, we've all been treated to an introductory compilation from the REAL ben stein that you can download below.


d-o-w-n-l-o-a-d


(image source- washington & lee univ.)

embracing technology

after briefly discussing this idea at saturday's meeting, i decided to knock it out. all details are explained in the email that most likely lead you here. at such a rapid rate of online growth, our website will surely be worth millions of theoretical internet dollars in merely a matter of weeks.